Hell Hath A Name -- The "Muffin Top"

You've all seen them and have been disgusted by them. Either that, or you've actually BEEN that person and should be quickly arrested for crimes against humanity.

It's called the "muffin top".

You know who you are. You women who have no business wearing middrift tops that expose the fat gushing from the front and sides, like... well... the top of a muffin. Do yourself a favor. Stop it. You look like shit and you're embarassing yourself. That outfit may have fit a couple of months ago but it doesn't now. No amount of shirt tugging is going to help. Either get a size appropriate outfit or buy a treadmill. Either that, or change your name to Otis Spunkmeyer.