Chesney, Zellweger Split After Four Months or "What We Did After Our Summer Vacation"

Ladies and gentlemen, love has officially died. The whirlwind romance between Kenny "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" Chesney and Renee Zellweger is officially over.

Of course, we all knew it was doomed. This could have possibly been the creepiest celebrity pairing in a while. Before Chesney met Zellweger, he had a hit called "You Had Me At Hello", which he wrote about the fictional character she playing in the movie Jerry Macguire. Years later, they're married. She would have been better off grabbing from the pile of fan mail and proposing to the person with the best penmanship.

UPDATE: I've discovered the reason for the split. It's Renee's horrific adult acne and what Chesney's hiding underneath that oversized hat of his.