Frog's House of Infinite Wisdom

Man Has Sex With... Um...

2008-04-01T10:44:00.001-04:00

I double dog dare you not to laugh during this video.

Nice Beard, Dude...

2008-04-01T10:12:00.000-04:00

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Hotels Don't Adequately Wash Glasses? What A Surprise!

2008-03-19T12:49:00.002-04:00

Are you ticklish?

2008-02-10T18:20:00.000-05:00

Creepy Anonymous Hacker Group Declares War on Scientology

2008-01-26T18:04:00.001-05:00

Tom Cruise Outtakes Prove Equally Nutty

2008-01-24T21:02:00.000-05:00

Enjoy 2008 with some celebrity resolutions!

2008-01-02T18:44:00.000-05:00

Used Car Salesman Brings Bargains, Satan

2007-12-17T14:02:00.001-05:00

This video is not safe for work. So, if you get fired, you have only yourself to blame. You probably aren't that valuable anyway.

Arf Arf Arf! - Translation: Michael Vick Sentences to 23 Months

2007-12-10T11:51:00.000-05:00

CNN.COM reports that "Michael Vick, once one of the highest paid players in the National Football League, was sentenced to 23 months in prison for financing a dogfighting ring and helping to kill pit bulls that did not fight aggressively."

When asked for a comment, Lassie was quoted as saying: "I have a great respect for the US justice system and in this case, I couldn't be more pleased. I call for all of my fellow animals to lick their crotches to celebrate this legal victory."

This Video is Dedicated to Tim Tebow

2007-12-09T00:37:00.000-05:00

Enjoy Hotels? You Won't After This Report!

2007-11-26T14:43:00.000-05:00

Dirty Hotel Secrets
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ESPN Reflects On Florida v FSU Game and Geno Hayes

2007-11-26T12:05:00.000-05:00

From ESPN.com:

Maybe Geno Hayes should have joined in the chants. Florida State's junior linebacker said early in the week that Tebow was "going down" Saturday.
Hayes was right, sort of.

Tebow went down the field and down in history.

This Is Grandma's House!

2007-11-25T20:21:00.000-05:00

Electronic Arts is using hilarious new commercials to promote their "Family Play" feature on their Wii sports titles. Wooo!

Green Team!

2007-11-20T23:55:00.000-05:00

The Stars: Before and After The Knife

2007-11-18T23:33:00.000-05:00

TMZ.com has a great series of photos showing stars before and after plastic surgery. It starts with Kenny Rogers, who now looks less like "The Gambler" and more like an asian dude.

Rest in Peace, Robert Goulet

2007-11-04T10:42:00.000-05:00

Chef Tell, Dead at 63

2007-10-30T11:14:00.000-04:00

The announcement of Chef Tell's passing hit me pretty hard this morning. I used to love this guy. He made cooking interesting for me because he was a guy that was working in a kitchen with a nice, disarming manner and a flair for making things "very simple, very easy". He took the fear out of cooking, at least for me!

Hardee's Unveils Greatest Breakfast Ever Made, Only 920 Calories!

2007-10-18T12:31:00.001-04:00

Mmmmm... my taste buds.

Ugggghhh... my heart!

Hardee's on Monday rolled out its new Country Breakfast Burrito — two egg omelets filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns and sausage gravy, all wrapped inside a flour tortilla. The burrito contains 920 calories and 60 grams of fat....

R. Kelly: Madman or Genius?

2007-10-08T11:17:00.000-04:00

You'd literally have to have been trapped in a closet if you haven't heard at least part of the R. Kelly masterpiece of the same name. Now, it seems that he has taken more time away from beverages and swelling up his bladder to come up with a track just for YouTube. Enjoy!

James Brown Describes A Sex Machine

2007-10-06T19:35:00.000-04:00

Mega64 Comments On Halo 3

2007-09-25T17:05:00.000-04:00

"Bridge to Nowhere" Finally Defeated

2007-09-22T15:22:00.000-04:00

Thank God this pork barrel monstrosity was finally put to rest. The last thing this country needs is a new, useless bridge when it's clear our infrastructure needs to be upgraded and improved.

Tasing the Bro, or How I Kept Myself Awake at a John Kerry Speech

2007-09-18T17:49:00.001-04:00

From OpinionJournal.com

The Gainesville (Fla.) Sun reports on an appearance by John Kerry* at the University of Florida:

Much of his speech . . . was devoted to the war in Iraq. Kerry condemned the lack of diplomacy used by the Bush administration in Iraq and urged the audience to take notice of the damage that has done to the U.S.

"Too many Americans are asleep," Kerry said.

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Oh, sorry, we fell asleep at the keyboard again. We guess Kerry has a point. The Associated Press reports on something else that happened at the Kerry event:

A University of Florida student with a history of taping his own practical jokes was Tasered by campus police Monday and arrested after loudly and repeatedly trying to ask U.S. Sen. John Kerry questions during a campus forum. . . .

Videos of the Monday night incident, posted on several Web sites and played repeatedly on television news, show officers pulling [Andrew] Meyer away from the microphone after he asks Kerry about impeaching President Bush and whether he and Bush were both members of the secret society Skull and Bones at Yale University. . . .

As Kerry tells the audience he will answer the student's "very important question," Meyer yells at the officers to release him, crying out, "Don't Tase me, bro," just before he is shocked by the Taser. He is then led from the room, screaming, "What did I do?"

Give Meyer credit--he figured out how to stay awake through a John Kerry speech.

How To "Crank That" with Soulja Boy

2007-09-10T10:27:00.000-04:00

Knight Rider Theme, Beat Box Style

2007-09-05T23:47:00.000-04:00

What's better than the Knight Rider theme? The theme done by the master of the beatboxing flute. So throw your hands in the air...

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Beautiful Day

2007-09-05T23:35:00.001-04:00

W.W.N.F.L.D. (What Would the NFL Do?)

2007-08-27T11:10:00.000-04:00

According to the NY Times, Cincinnati Bengals lineman Dan Wilkinson was found guilty of striking his pregnant girlfriend. I'm interested to see how the NFL handles this situation. The few apologists for Michael "Dog Murderer" Vick, when not reducing dog torture to hunting for sport, have also mentioned the lack of punishment for people who physically hurt others off the field. Will the NFL take this under advisement as reports of domestic abusers are given more attention in light Vick's conviction?

1991 Female Flag Football Phenom

2007-08-23T23:28:00.000-04:00

Trust me, you'll love watching this.

Warning! This is the Gayest Video Ever!

2007-08-18T12:02:00.001-04:00

Michael Vick Meets Good Cop, Bad Dog

2007-08-17T16:11:00.000-04:00

Skittles Commercial Both Amazing and Terrifying

2007-08-14T16:28:00.000-04:00

Mary Kate is "Firestarter"

2007-08-10T15:12:00.000-04:00

Baby Ninjas

2007-08-08T20:21:00.001-04:00

'Bourne Ultimatum' Has New Hispanic Star

2007-08-06T21:53:00.000-04:00

Fans of Michael Vick Show Their Support

2007-07-31T22:37:00.000-04:00

The Baconator and a Side of Alli

2007-07-31T13:48:00.000-04:00

I was hanging out with my brother and his buddy Woj and the other thing that we could talk about besides beer was Wendy's new "Baconator".

In case you don't know anything about this new cancer-causing sandwich, here is the tale of the tape:

Wendy's Baconator - These stats don't include the optional defibrilator paddles.
Calories	Grams of Fat	MGs of Sodium	Grams of Sat. Fat
830	51	1920	22

Paris Hilton, Ex Heiress!

2007-07-30T13:35:00.000-04:00

The interweb is all abuzz about this latest development in the life of Paris. Her rich grandfather Hilton has yanked her from his will!

Update: Damn, she's still an heiress...

Reality TV Reaches Awkward New Low

2007-07-24T22:06:00.000-04:00

Come Get Your F&$@ing Costume!

2007-07-21T02:33:00.001-04:00

Radio Station WHIT Plays The Hits!

2007-07-21T02:30:00.000-04:00

Model Falls, Anchor Laughs, Film At Eleven

2007-07-21T01:48:00.001-04:00

I'd like to commend the model in the video for doing an incredible impression of James Brown's dance moves.

Ghost Ridin' Da Jitterbug

2007-07-17T23:11:00.001-04:00

Be Good or Be Gone by Fionn Regan

2007-07-17T10:51:00.000-04:00

Andy Dick Gets The Joke Beat Out of Him By Jon Lovitz?

2007-07-17T10:42:00.000-04:00

From PageSix:

IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.
Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole." ...

Irony

2007-07-15T00:03:00.000-04:00

Joey Chestnut Brings Hot Dog Eating Crown Back To US

2007-07-04T14:45:00.000-04:00

From KSBY.com:

In a gut-busting showdown that combined drama, daring and indigestion, San Jose's Joey Chestnut emerged as the world's hot dog eating champion today. In New York for the annual Coney Island hot dog eating contest, Chestnut beat 6-time winner Takeru Kobayashi in a rousing yet repulsive triumph.

A Hero In Glasgow - John Smeaton

2007-07-04T13:03:00.000-04:00

I can't believe I missed this. During the Glasgow Airport car bomb attack, a hero emerged, disguised as a baggage clerk.

One thing that you might have missed from this interview is that John Smeaton punched the terrorist in the face as he went after the police officer.

Homeless James Bond, Part 2

2007-07-04T00:26:00.000-04:00

Who Farted?

2007-07-02T08:30:00.000-04:00

Why Do We Keep Losing To The Globetrotters?

2007-06-30T17:46:00.001-04:00

Homeless James Bond

2007-06-30T17:19:00.001-04:00

Dramatic Chipmunk

2007-06-30T00:33:00.001-04:00

I Call This Video "Friday Night"

2007-06-29T23:14:00.000-04:00

Joakim Noah Sends Love From NBA Draft

2007-06-29T10:01:00.000-04:00

Daily Show Takes On Predatory Credit Card Companies and College Kids

2007-06-28T15:28:00.001-04:00

Squirrel Attacks, Injures Three

2007-06-15T09:54:00.001-04:00

According to Reuters:

BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch. The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday. With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off...

Coach Donovan - A Gator Once More!

2007-06-07T00:51:00.000-04:00

I am happy to say that Coach Donovan has been released from his contract with the Orlando Magic and will be reporting for duty with the Florida Gators, effective immediately.

You have to hand it to the Orlando Magic organization. They handled this situation very well. I'm a fan now, too!

Donovan Having Second Thoughts About Magic Job

2007-06-04T01:03:00.000-04:00

ESPN.com is reporting that Billy Donovan is having second thoughts about the Orlando Magic coaching job. Oh, and Frogbrother.com is reporting that I just threw up.

UPDATE: He's leaving.

UPDATE: He's coming back!

UPDATE: He's cleaving!

UPDATE: He's stlaying!

The Bud Light Swear Jar

2007-06-03T02:14:00.001-04:00

Gator Basketball 1996-2007

2007-05-31T23:14:00.000-04:00

We'll miss you, Billy. Thanks for not going to Kentucky, at least!

Regal Cinemas Gets It Right!

2007-05-30T09:38:00.000-04:00

From Local6.com:

Movie Patrons Can Rat Out Rude Behavior KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Are you fed up with rude movie patrons? A major theater group is offering a way to tattle on them. The Regal Entertainment Group has been testing small hand-held devices called "Guest Response Systems." Selected patrons can use them anonymously to page management when there's a specific problem. The GRS's are wireless and have four buttons marked "picture," "sound," "piracy" and "other disturbance."

My New Favorite Super Heros, The "Wonder Pets"

2007-05-25T11:55:00.000-04:00

When you ask most people who their favorite super hero is, they often come back with names like Superman, Batman, Spider-Man - the standard list. I've decided that the most fantastic group of heroes are not what one might think.

They're the "Wonder Pets".

This is a show on Nick Jr. that I discovered while watching television with my girlfriend's young cousin. It's about three kindergarten pets - a guinea pig, a terrapin, and a duckling - that respond to distress signals from other animals that are in trouble.

Yes, it's sappy. Yes, it's for young children. I don't care. I love this show. It's undeniably sweet and exactly the kind of thing young children should be watching.

Air Sex: Take Two

2007-05-14T23:03:00.000-04:00

I've never felt so bad for an ottoman in all my life.

Petition The Governator To Keep Paris In Jail

2007-05-09T16:14:00.000-04:00

Sign this petition to ensure that spoiled celebutard Paris Hilton doesn't get clemency and actually has to serve time in jail.

Chip In For Art's Sake!

2007-05-07T11:32:00.000-04:00

My sister has a leased space in Tallahassee, Florida and could use some help covering costs for her not-for-profit gallery. Got a dollar or two? Click on the link!

Paris Hilton's Next Event? A California Jail!

2007-05-05T20:28:00.000-04:00

The Associated Press, by way of MyWay.com: A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life... ...She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood by the set date or face 90 days behind bars. The judge's ruling excluded her from paying to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some are allowed. The article continues to state that the reason she was charged with jail time was the fact that she neglected to sign up for a required alcohol education program. Of course, I'm not surprised, as her arrogance prevented her from showing up for the opening of a new club in Jacksonville. That club? Club Paris. It's high time the queen of publicity earn her keep. Let's see how the simple life of incarceration really suits her.

Vader Says "Shut Up In The Theater"!

2007-04-26T23:00:00.000-04:00

VT Memorial Fund

2007-04-20T10:58:00.000-04:00

From the Virginia Tech website:

Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund

April 16, 2007, will be remembered as one of the darkest days in the history of the Virginia Tech community and the world beyond.

To remember and honor the victims of those tragic events, the university has established the Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund to aid in the healing process.

The fund will be used to cover expenses including but not limited to:

Assistance to victims and their families
Grief counseling
Memorials
Communication expenses
Comfort expenses

In the wake of this tragedy, we are confident that Hokie Spirit will only grow stronger and more resilient. We thank you for your continued support.

If you plan to give, please click the "Give Now" button below, and when filling out the "Gift Information" section, please choose "Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund" from the drop-down menu.

If you would like to mail a check, make it out to "Virginia Tech Foundation Inc.," designate your gift for the "Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund" on the memo line, and send it to:

Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund University Development (0336) Virginia Tech Blacksburg, VA 24061

David Blaine - Street Magician or Time Traveling Wizard?

2007-04-18T22:02:00.000-04:00

Rendition of Coldplay Song Guaranteed To Make You Cry

2007-04-18T11:08:00.000-04:00

Just to add a little backstory, here's a quote from the YouTube poster:

This is from a documentary shown on Channel 4 in the UK called ‘YoungatHeart’; the name of the New England octogenarian chorus line. The performer here is Fred Knittle, who suffers from congestive heart failure. This song was intended to be a duet between Fred and another chorus member, Bob Salvini. Sadly, Bob died of a heart attack and it was left to Fred to carry the song on his own. If I’m correct, the people you see crying at 01:13 are Bob’s family. The lady you occasionally see mouthing the lyrics in the audience is Fred’s wife.

A Good Marriage Omen On "The Price is Right"

2007-04-18T11:00:00.000-04:00

What's better than a marriage proposal on America's favorite game show? You're about to find out.

Japanese Air Sex

2007-04-11T11:25:00.000-04:00

I'd love to explain this video to you but I'm not a good enough writer. Also, I don't want to spoil it for you. Just watch the video.

Japanese Air Sex - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

End of an Era : Gator Basketball

2007-04-05T21:19:00.000-04:00

Donovan To Stay At University of Florida

2007-04-05T12:46:00.000-04:00

From Donovan: "This my home, Jeremy [Foley]. I love the University of Florida. I love you. I had a chance to talk to [wife] Christine and I'm not going anywhere."

UF Basketball Championship Pictures

2007-04-03T22:50:00.000-04:00

Gators 84 - Ohio State 75

2007-04-03T09:58:00.000-04:00

Gators Win Again and Again in St. Louis, Head to Final Four

2007-03-25T23:33:00.000-04:00

The girlfriend and I traveled to New Orleans and St. Louis to see the Gators beat every team they came up against. Just wow. Here are the Flickr sets to prove it.

All the Rocky Movies in Mere Seconds

2007-03-25T23:29:00.001-04:00

Jimmy Kimmel's Hilarious FCC Editing

2007-03-22T15:40:00.000-04:00

You Don't Know Jack

2007-03-20T15:07:00.000-04:00

My Lunch at Ben Hill Griffin

2007-03-15T14:39:00.000-04:00

I'm doing split time right now between two offices, one of which is located inside the football stadium. Here's my view from my lunchtime perch.

WHY ISN'T ANYONE ELSE MAKING THIS POINT - Neal Boortz

2007-03-13T16:22:00.000-04:00

From Neal Boortz's site:

The story about the deplorable conditions at the Walter Reed Army Hospital continues to grow. Yesterday we have the U.S. Army's surgeon general forced out of office. That would bring the count to three high-level Army officials who have received the boot. Last week I told you that the Walter Reed story will eventually be your story .. the story of your medical care under our quickly approaching system of government medical care, a/k/a socialized medicine.
Come on folks, wake up and smell the antiseptic. If this is the medical care our wounded soldiers from the Middle East receive from a government-run health care system, what makes you think that the care you are going to receive under "universal health care" is going to be any better?

"Freedom loving" Americans have decided that their health care is not their responsibility. It's the responsibility of either the government or their employer. Walter Reed is your future. You asked for it ... enjoy it.

A Solution For Gigantic Glasses

2007-03-12T10:45:00.000-04:00

Maybe I'm late picking up on this, but I've noticed this amazing fashion trend that's spreading across campus like flaming hotcakes. It's those gigantic sunglasses. You know the ones... each lens is the size of a hubcap and the almost completely cover the girl's face. To me, this is inefficient if you're attempting to shield yourself from the sun. I have two pictures to demonstrate. Here's Mary Kate Olsen. She looks fine but there's just one problem. THE SUN! Look at her! She can barely keep her eyes open! Now, before my solution, she'd have gigantic sunglasses which would only protect the top part of her face, leaving her nose and extremely pouty face exposed the UV-A rays, UV-B rays and that dreaded gamma radiation! Let's try my new idea. Ah. Much better. Now she is completely protected AND can also safely weld metal parts!

Larry the Cable Guy - Not Very Southern

2007-03-05T21:51:00.000-05:00

For those of you who think Larry the Cable Guy is really a country bumpkin, check out this video. He's really a (seemingly) gay comic!

Robot Sex: For Your Pleasure

2007-03-05T11:19:00.000-05:00

Robot libido
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Last Day in Hawaii

2007-02-27T00:15:00.000-05:00

SNL - Business Meeting

2007-02-26T20:14:00.001-05:00

I Challenge You To Stop Staring At This

2007-02-25T16:08:00.000-05:00

What What (in the Butt)

2007-02-23T16:29:00.001-05:00

OSU Buckeyes Avenge Embarassing Loss On Gator Statue

2007-02-22T16:12:00.000-05:00

Mmm... Feel The Burn...

2007-02-09T09:46:00.000-05:00

Thoughts About The Super Bowl Thus Far...

2007-02-04T20:15:00.000-05:00

...who gives a sh*t about the game. Prince is on and boy, is that guy friggin' good.

UPDATE: It's official. Rex Grossman is terrible.

UPDATE 2: The game started off strong and ended weak. I should have watched more of the "Puppy Bowl".

Federline Pokes Fun At Self

2007-01-29T19:56:00.001-05:00

It's Just Like... A MINI MALL!

2007-01-26T12:15:00.001-05:00

2007-01-25T22:01:00.001-05:00

My Last Two Weeks

2007-01-22T15:37:00.000-05:00

Hi! I'm back home from first the National Championship game and then Hawaii. For anyone interested in pictures of either (or both), here is the link to the Flickr page with some of the better pictures...

Man Returns Purse After Victim Sends Pleading Text Messages

2007-01-22T15:31:00.000-05:00

From Reuters:

BEIJING (Reuters Life!) - A Chinese thief has returned a mobile phone and thousands of yuan he stole from a woman after she sent him 21 touching text messages, Xinhua news agency said on Monday.
Pan Aiying, a teacher in the eastern province of Shandong, had her bag containing her mobile phone, bank cards and 4,900 yuan ($630) snatched by a man riding a motorcycle as she cycled home on Friday, Xinhua said, citing the Qilu Evening News.
Pan first thought of calling the police but she decided to try to persuade the young man to return her bag.
She called her lost phone with her colleague's cell phone but was disconnected. Then she began sending text messages.
"I'm Pan Aiying, a teacher from Wutou Middle School. You must be going through a difficult time. If so, I will not blame you," wrote Pan in her first text message which did not get a response.
"Keep the 4,900 yuan if you really need it, but please return the other things to me. You are still young. To err is human. Correcting your mistakes is more important than anything," Pan wrote.
She gave up hope of seeing her possessions again after sending 21 text messages without a reply.
But on her way out on Sunday morning, she stumbled over a package that had been left in her courtyard only to discover it was her stolen bag. Nothing had been taken.
"Dear Pan: I'm sorry. I made a mistake. Please forgive me," a letter inside said.
"You are so tolerant even though I stole from you. I'll correct my ways and be an upright person."

Another Video Tribute To Ohio State

2007-01-15T22:58:00.000-05:00

An Ode To Ohio State

2007-01-14T01:56:00.001-05:00

I'm in Hawaii... again...

2007-01-14T01:49:00.000-05:00

Because it's not enough that I was at the greatest BCS win ever, I'm now in Honolulu, eating good food, getting lots of sun and enjoying a week off. Don't hate!